Firelight Activities

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At Dante's Inferno
Friday and Saturday Nights 8pm to 2 am Live Entertainment featuring
Music by Heather Dale
Dancing By Zenovia

Wench Wars
Good Gentles of Avacal!
Lend me your ears! (please, not Mel Brooks style)…
I come before you with a crass commercial announcement for all those attending or considering attending this year’s great Quad War!
Once again while the wars wage in the fields, the class of sword on shield, the whistle of arrows through the sky above there be another battle brewing to take place Saturday evening. Though less wrought with perils it breeds competitor from far and wide of great prowess!

WENCH WARS VI - The War Wages On!
The bawdy beauties of Avacal are called back for another year to engage in fun and silliness for the title prize ‘Wench Queen of Avacal’! The feats of Wenchy-ness have been trimmed down this year to save on time with such a large list of activities happening this year.
Where: Quad War - Merchants Rowe - In front of Dante's Inferno
When: Friday Evening to be heralded with Starting Time approx. 630pm
Who: From the Daintiest of Damsels to the most Lecherous of Ladies are welcome to come showcase their skills in the two Feats of Wenchy-ness that will be described below. All competitors are asked to sign up at Dante's Inferno before 5pm on Saturday where a sign up sheet will be available.
Note: All entrants must be of 18 years or older.
What: All entrants will be subjected to two skill testing categories to be judged by the audience and our panel of mixed judges! (if YOU are interested in being a judge please make all bobbles and bribes payable to C.Machiavelli)

• Fishing for Tips or Ejecting the Cads : 5 mins per entrant
  Its a typical slow night at the tavern and pair of well dressed patrons have sat themselves down for a pint. Maybe you can coax a few coins from one of them with your sweet words, charm and a wiggle. Though if they get out of hand you know just how to get these riff-raff out of YOUR tavern with acidic words and if they drop a bribe before you toss them out on their arses all the better!
  * A table with two patrons will be set up - entrants will either need to fish for tips or eject the cads. Both patrons will have coin pouches to empty out at their choosing, the theme for each entrant will be determined by the crowd. The wittiest shall surely rule!
  (please note that patrons may be fragile and are not to be injured in any manner but pride...)
  

• Your Night to Shine : 5 mins per entrant
  You've worked in this tavern because it pays for all your needs but your true passion is more than slopping ale into strangers cups. The owner gives you the stage on a busy night, here's your chance to show the world your more than just another tavern wench, you put all those other gals to shame and heck, maybe there's a talent scout out there!
  * Competitors have open range on any of the following performances: Song, Story, Dance, Poem, Special Talent, or combination of those with performance not to exceed 5 minutes.
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  PLEASE NOTE: This spectacle is taking place during light hours when smalls are not to be far off so I ask that all entrants keep their talents within the PG-13 rating.
  For all spectators, please be aware that even the best laid plans can go awry and should you choose to bring your smalls to this event they may be scarred for life and myself, the competitors, Dante's Inferno or any other plausible party take no liability or responsibility if such does occur.
  Lastly: In previous years there have been a couple of 'bearded ladies' (men) who have entered and should you choose to enter remember that you MUST be dressed Wenchingly and play the part proper! (this is serious business you know)

Many thanks to those who have read this entire announcement, I return to you, your ears and look forward to seeing you upon the Fields of Glory!